coffee

To get coffee can mean a great deal of things, instead of just the act of procuring a hot beverage. Mostly directed towards going to a coffee shop.

"Hey Bob, want to go get coffee?"

by brizor March 22, 2009

Coffee

The nectar of the gods. Sacred in its ability to awaken and revive the senses in order to stay productive at work or school. A favorite among college students, teachers, and the general population of America.

Side effects may include addiction, hyperactivity, insomnia, dehydration, stained clothes (when you were too "out of it" to notice you spilled on yourself), and increased spending at coffee shops.

Don't mess with Mama Bear until she's had at least 2 cups of coffee... She'll bite your head off.

Dude, leave the teacher alone! She's only had 1 cup of coffee today!

Gotta study. For this exam. Where's my coffee???

4 hours later: Can't sleep. Too much coffee.

by Catherine M. Dallon August 5, 2011

German chocolate cake coffee

"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.

I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!

by library crew September 28, 2006

coffeeshop intellectualist

Part of the stupid 'public intellectualism' movement of poets and artentainers, who perform in Starbucks™ Cafes.
Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.
See also, beauty shop Nagel.

Guitar-wielding fake coffeeshop intellectualists come and play their ditties at Starbucks, Abdoun and Boooks@Cafe coffeeshops in Amman all with an air of put-on knowledge of 'cords' and fretboard theatrics, while they haven't got the first molecule of taste. They should at least buy good gits and read some good poetry.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Hot Coffee

An excuse for yuppies to drive their sporty cars and SUV's extremely slow in fast paced traffic, turning abruptly, or during acceleration on highways.

Sue: "That yuppie is going 15 under! The speed limit is 45!!! What's the deal?!?!"
Joe: "Hot coffee."

by Shy Kitten September 6, 2005

coffer

a common typo for coffee

<kestrel> I don't really like coffer, I'm actually a pansy

by mobile December 9, 2008

coffee bean

dipping your balls into a female's asshole and the female tastes it in her mouth... LMFAO

Steve coffee beaned her and she licked his balls
Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)

by Juicy Biggee December 9, 2008