Collegiate Academy

One of the utmost respected high schools in America and has been named the #2 high school in PA for many years. It is known for it's extreme nerdom and it's ASL team who are considered the elites of the school by the administrators, but in reality no one really cares about them.

Billy: Hey Tommy i just got accepted to Collegiate Academy!
Tommy: That's great, you just proved you are a nerd.
Billy: Well at least i won't end up working at Taco Bell for the rest of my life like the central kids.
Tommy: That's true.

by CA nerd February 12, 2009

colledge

The way an idiot spells college.

If someone's resume says they've gone to colledge I assume they're lying.

by AZX3RIC April 21, 2008

Winstanley College

A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.

The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.

Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.

Winstanley College:

"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"

COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.

"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."

COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.

VERDICT: Not college material.

by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008

Winstanley College

The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.

Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?

Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here

Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!

by Mystery Student April 17, 2008

Marist College

A truly awesome school. Despite its location in the depressed city of Poughkeepsie, NY, Marist is still the shit. Marist students are known for being able to balance schoolwork and partying. A really chill school with great people and a great campus. Anyone who badmouths or disses Marist is probably pissed because they either couldn't get into the school, or are just too dumb to go there. Marist students can be found at many locations in town like Hatters, Backstreet, Rennies, and The Chance. If you're looking for a great time and the true college experience, come to Marist. It's the best four years of your life, so make the most of it.

Marist College was the best experience of my life

by danklord69 April 7, 2011

college diet

Not having time to eat between studying, sleeping, and working.

The college diet is in full effect at universities.

by Ivanna Humpalottt January 13, 2008

Senior year in College

the most fun 2 or 3 years of your life.

"hey is this your senior year in college?"
"yep, so was last year...and the year before that.

by jumpfuckyomama April 20, 2010