that retard who blew the JLWS by giving up 2 homers. approximately 6-2 327 lbs and white. he wears a shirt while he swims
Don't be a Cole.
by hentai tard August 4, 2020
Get the Colemug. Cole is very sus however an amazing friend. He is my best friend and dad. He claims I’m not a fortnite god but we all know he’s wrong. He’s also quite the ladies man. Also referred to as colemcschaeffer or cole dingus is a burrito.
by Idonthaveaname:( January 13, 2019
Get the Colemug. The type of road/girly girl who finds it hard to trust people so she then pushs her fake friends anyway(as she calls them)because she feels like shes been on her own all this time.she know how to defend herself because she thinks no ones got her back ...starting to drift apart from her friends as she thinks they will just forget about her.she also has anger issues which are hard to control ...she never wants to ruin everyone elses day so she keeps her emotions in until she gets home thats when she starts crying late at night trying not to wake her family
by Oh well May 16, 2018
Get the ellie colesmug. A demented delusional drug addicted cracked up ghetto bitch with cancer... She has a leg for a tongue and speaks like a dying frog. You may see a wild Denise Cole searching for used cigs on the street, or asking to prostitute! When encountering a Denise you may either want to walk away before you're stuck conversating about how bad she feels for herself for hours, or call the police to report it before it transmits it's diseases to the public.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard from Denise Cole?
Guy2: That crackwhore down the street?
Guy1: Yeah! that one.
Guy2: That crackwhore down the street?
Guy1: Yeah! that one.
by DeniseFoundMe December 5, 2021
Get the Denise Colemug. A Mr Cole loves the system of clocks and how they work. There are many things that a Mr Cole adores, writing fives (in one singular motion) , anything to do with feet and being in any classroom that has no whiteboard tables. A Mr Cole cannot stand students being on task and will purposely make them get off task. A Mr Cole tries to conform certain students to obligatory tasks and denies them the civil right of speech by taking their hats. A Mr Cole also has the hots for Desmos.
Person 1: Oh I have the hots for Desmos
Person 2: Oh no, not another one. Person 3, he's a Mr Cole
Person 3: What. ANOTHER ONE? WHAT IS DESMOS DOING TO PEOPLE
Person 2:*tearing up* no person 3, they are no longer people, we have lost them to the dark side. They are now Mr Coles.
Person 2: Oh no, not another one. Person 3, he's a Mr Cole
Person 3: What. ANOTHER ONE? WHAT IS DESMOS DOING TO PEOPLE
Person 2:*tearing up* no person 3, they are no longer people, we have lost them to the dark side. They are now Mr Coles.
by DonnaHat November 7, 2022
Get the Mr Colemug. The human embodiment of a beluga whale. The kind of guy that is morbidly obese and balding in his late teens. Cleans shitty skid Mark toilets for a living.
Person 1: "did you see that whale looking thing over there?"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
by Sillycatgurl January 28, 2024
Get the Colemug. by KorbeanPares March 28, 2022
Get the Erin Colemug.