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Christian Ashworth

To charm and or thrill women in the most unimaginable way.
Gahh, Dude you really put the Christian Ashworth on her!!
by Mack Mayne April 30, 2009
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Christian Watson

A perfect example of two wrongs not making a right. Only to be used in extreme cases of absolute wrongness where the word wrong will never be strong enough. Originally used by nineteenth century English gentlemen who rejected both Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's use of a doctor as a sidekick to a drug addled mad man and organised religion that did not incorporate female nudity.
You're a pedophile nazi? That's so wrong, like wanking poetry or Christian Watson.
You spelled your mom's name wrong when writing a list of your past lovers? That's so Christian Watson.
Your dad bled to death after you sliced open his ballsack during his monthly shave? You couldn't be any more wrong if you were Christian Watson.
by DontWearBeige February 20, 2011
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Christian

an absolute fag. Everyone hates him. He has a tiny dick and he's a complete douche.
Man, I can't believe christian got a fuck-buddy! His dick is like -1.5 inches!
by ninerniner69er November 30, 2017
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Christian deconstruction

The process by which a conservative evangelical Christian becomes a liberal homosexual Christian.
"I heard that nice boy Dave from bible club underwent Christian deconstruction"
"yea, these days you'll find him wearing a Biden t-shirt, in the public toilets, giving it away for free"
by yitzhakrabin999999999 June 29, 2021
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champion christian school

1.A satanic cult discuised as christianity in order to obtain money and slave labor and to ruin lives

2. a place where white people work cheaper than mexicans

3. A place where atheists are born
1. Dude they sent him to champion christian school poor bastard

2. She works at champion for 5.66 an hour

3. I became an atheist when i learned that being a christian means lableing everyone who doesnt listen to you as unacceptable people who would be the type to use date rape drugs and telling everyones parents about it so they look like a crimanal, word to the wise if it looks like a cult and smells like cult then its a cult
by bobs sagging balls saget October 18, 2008
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Christian

Either a tight ass little snitch or bitch or is Bad Ass rebel Mother Fucker, athletic usually good/great looking most likely ripped(ask him too show you). Likes too fuck and drink, smarter than he leads on and stylish makes friends easily also has a personality that is priceless in most cases but most of all loves too make people laugh often referred too as a funny guy or someone people look up too.
Most common example known to man is Christian Rossi
by gaycook May 4, 2009
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christian band

A band whose members profess the Chrisitian faith and write and perform songs that speak of messages referring to God, the Bible, and/or spiritual life.
Gungor, a Christian band, has these lyrics- "These bones cry out for you...Jesus, you're the one who saves us" (related to a Bible verse and refering to God)
by Heartonmysleeve87 April 25, 2015
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