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Christian Asylum

A term used when people of Christian faith go to after the time of retirement to live there years within the Holy Spirit.
My dad wanted to go to the Christian Asylum once he’s of age.
by PastorsRLife September 24, 2019
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UD CHRISTIAN

A "UD Christian" is a Christian who obsesses over Jesus and how to come up with words, verses, or other Christian concepts to create unique and compelling words to share on Urban Dictionary. They are often inspired by the words of Jesus when he mentioned "the few.” They see Urban Dictionary as having a great Harvest for the kingdom of God as inspired by Jesus when he said in Matthew, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few." UD Christians are courageous and yet kind, loving, and compassionate, and are striving to do as Jesus said in Matthew 5:16, "Let your light so shine before men, that they see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven." They are compelled and driven by the love of Christ to be a light for the gospel of Jesus Christ.
Did you hear about the billionaire that came to know Jesus as the Lord of their life after reading the "UD Christian" definition of abiding in the word and then actually testing out the concept?
by stevenmusielski January 4, 2018
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christian fletcher

The kind of guy to wear a "i'm on a boat" shirt in 2018. He plays basketball and clash royale. This piece of shit doesn't know what hes talking about. He is about 50% chad
Guy 1: do you see that guy vaping?
Guy 2: yeah he's a total Christian Fletcher
by Johnny Fruitlegs May 2, 2018
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Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.
"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
by Lilport January 12, 2020
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Lewis Christian

by fjafljjkdjflksjfwiejfijewdaifh January 21, 2020
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Christian Gravy

That moment a Christian creampies another Christian but they aren’t married
Priest: So what happened?
Man: I had Christian Gravy with a woman
Priest: You unholy bastard
by Ohyeahbigdaddy March 29, 2020
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Christian Rock

Music and songs that are directed toward Christians for them to praise God, hear a Christian message or enjoy with a rock music beat.
Did you hear about the Christian Rock concert this weekend?
by b4urn April 4, 2020
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