Chode

1.A dick that's wider than it is long
2. A total dick that should fucking die.
3. A derogatory term used to describe a tiny fat dick.

Kevin Kochen and Chris Tobias are total chode bags.

by DrDigginess March 14, 2013

Il Fait Chode

It is chode out; it is raining chodes outside. French.

Joe:Bonjour, Quel temps fait il? (Hello, what is the weather)
Bob:Il fait chode. Au Revoir Joe (It is Chode out. Good by Joe.)

by MAH boi PSEUDONYM November 18, 2010

choden

1. A penis that is wider than it is long.

2. Someone who is fatter than they are tall.

1. Man, I bet that fuckhead has a choden.

2. Fuck that guy is such a choden.

by tommyC March 7, 2004

The Chode

Somebody that is a really chodey person.
Who can't stop saying CHODE!!!!!!!
Someone who has a chode dog!!!!!!!

Eric is a CHODE!!!!!
He is a lazy Chode!!!!!
He can also be a super Chode!!!!!
You don't want to be the chode!!!!
Chodes are stupid!!!!!

by chodey chodeson September 19, 2008

chode

Another insulting combination

Steve is a fuckin chodespank.

by Booyea February 6, 2003

chode

Not long and skinny but short and stubby

My boyfriend has a chode and he want me to give him a blow job but it was to small

by crunky March 28, 2005

Chode smuggler

An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.

"You are a total chode smuggler."

by Poby May 11, 2006