Chinese Dick

When you visit Vancouver and try to use the SkyTrain, but you’re in Metrotown and it’s feeding season for the rich Chinese, and you end up behind a large gaggle of slow moving, constantly jabbering, very well dressed 20 year olds who can’t speak English.

I left early for work but I was still late because so got stuck in a Chinese Dick.

I really wanted to get Cinnabon and a new headset but there was a huge Chinese Dick in the way so I just got A&W and walked home.

by BornInAfghanistan March 26, 2019

chinese boyfriend

some guy that you pick up but can't get rid of, who after 2 weeks of dating, is ready to get married and pop out 4 kids. be expected to do everything around the house AND work to bring in extra income towards another house.

see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification

"I see them girls wit their chinese boyfriends. Un-uh. That shit ain't for me. I need substance to a
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."

by malice January 14, 2005

Chinese twin

Your underprivileged, third-world doppelgänger.

I saw an armless, cracked-out man that looked like me in a gutter and couldn't help but wonder if he was my Chinese twin.

by Side Scoop McGee July 19, 2013

chinese dicktrap

when you're tryin' to jackhammer a chick in the doo-doo hole too roughly so she clenches her o-ring making it impossible to remove your dick. you have to slow down and be gentle so she can release and you can ecsape. it helps when the chick is chinese.

I was too rough with Ling, so she pulled a chinese dicktrap on me.

by shazznyeah February 7, 2009

Chineesy

poorly made goods produced in China; a combination of Chinese + cheesy

Sometimes you can find some good stuff at the dollar store, but most of that crap is Chineesy.

by Pacadermis April 17, 2008

Chinese Waterfall

The act of taking the filter out of a cigarette butt, heating it up, sliding up the plastic sleeve of a pack of cigarettes, sticking it through the plastic and light the other end of the paper on fire. The rule of gravity doesn't apply and the smoke from the paper burning will fall down like a waterfall.

Person 1: Wanna see a Chinese Waterfall?

Person 2: I don't know...

Person 1: *pulls out a pack of cigarettes and creates the waterfall* Thats a Chinese Waterfall.

Person 2: That's cool!

by cocc8951 October 20, 2009

chinese dropkick

an asain gurl puts on a batman coustume and rips the guys ass open and crawls inside. once inside the gurl takes a shit and then the guy take another girl and dropkicks her; while the 2nd girl is getting dropkicked the asain gurl comes out of the guyys ass with all of the shit and blood

Oh hay! Maybe at the penis party at Joe's tonight we can try a chinese dropkick, with that new exchange student.

by the_pussy_demolisher June 19, 2011