Captain America

a gay little boy dressed in a blue suit who looks lie a prostitute. He fucked up when he killed thanos RIP Thanos

GOD:Hey y u kill thanos
Captain America:Cuz im gay Captian America

by YeetMaster696969696969 September 18, 2019

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captain fantasy

A very annoying person who talks to you alot even though you make it obvious that you dont want to be near them, many people dont like this person and often pull pranks on him.

rick: kevin is so friggin annoying he always talks to me and asks dumbass questions.

james: yea i think captain fantasy is pretty weird to

by ricky booby22 October 29, 2007

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an individual that continuously plays with his nuts and is notorious for stripping down naked in a room full of guys. pretends to drop the soap accidentally/frequently and can be commonly seen on the streets of Lake Forest searching for troggs especially those who like to get shafted in the poop shoot. claims to play varsity sport at Cal Poly Pomona

hey captain gay, stop jackin off in front of me.

by schuerta December 8, 2007

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Captain Red Face

fat lesbian nerd with rosasia.

Ew! look at that captain red face! let's beat the shit out of it.

by Ross is not a lesbo name. December 29, 2010

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Captain Deez

When a man uses another man's baby batter (cum) and gargles with it making a "ARRRRRGH" sound, similar to a pirate.

When Mr. Deez ask the man what he would like him to do, he simply said "Captain Deez, please".

by Deez, Mr. Deez July 6, 2006

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Captain Slock

A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard

Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"

Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"

Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"

by Alexander Rodriguez January 9, 2008

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CAPTAIN JERK

Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.

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"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer

by cheesyfoot July 7, 2008

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