narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).

Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.

by DVonDiesel June 21, 2022

Cotton Candy

A candy you should wash before eating because of germs and stuff

guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already

by KaiWantsToCri April 08, 2019

candied bacon

Bacon with icing sugar on it

Candied Bacon

by TacobellGanstaz October 23, 2013

game candy

the pain killer ibuprofen used in football

Before each football practice I gotta have my game candy.

by xsteelerd56x September 14, 2012

candy cock

when ur sexual partner uses bubilicious gum instead of a condom.

i ran out of condom so i gave her the candy cock last night

by MasterBait23 December 11, 2015

Candy Ass

White girl with sweet ghetto booty. Good looking girl with a nice ass. Girl with heart shaped butt like a piece of valentine's candy.

Look at that girl with that candy ass.

by 1Candyass December 20, 2016

candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 07, 2017