Spiderman cum

When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web

Dude, is that Spiderman cum on my desk?
No, I don’t ejaculate like that it must have been you!

by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019

Cum Buildup

Basically When You Haven’t Masturbated Or Had Sex For A While

Ben, Was Looking At Porn And Had Cum Buildup

by Xmantra May 2, 2019

desk cum

When a male ejaculates on the desk of co worker in order to setup a scene for a photographic hobby.

Hey Ian, can you create some desk cum and send me a photo?

by Jeromezone May 6, 2019

Tears and cum

1. When your beating your so damn much and you haven’t came so u keep going shredding up your to the point where you cry from the pain

2.When your dad beats u with his massive cock and u know it’s wrong so u cry but u low key like it and goo on his face

3 when your doing something wrong and cum

Friend2:Omg dude my grandma just died I barely even knew her.
Friend: Im so sorry bro why are you so sad if you didn’t even know her though
Friend2: tears and cum man, tears and cum *starts to sob*

by Big -d March 12, 2019

cum fist

When you grab handful of semen and squelch it between your fingers and displace it into an orifice as lubricant. e.g A vagina or butthole

Open up here comes the cum fist!

by cumfist OG October 23, 2017

cum nuke

When you edge so much that the cum builds up then you finally release the power.

I released the cum nuke to destroy all nations

by Dicasarus October 28, 2017

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018