Change

A word used so much in the Nigerian presidential campaign back in 2015, that it no longer holds much value.

The government promised change, but after the elections, they changed their promise!

by Prettybraniac August 3, 2018

TRUMP CHANGE

When something is very costly or expensive.

Sure, buy the whole building, it's only Trump change

by Bikerbiz August 14, 2018

Change

The wahala (serious problem) Nigerians got themselves into in 2015

Is this the change we asked for?

by doo1 February 9, 2019

Baton change

The act of a fisting partner retrieving a solid log of shit from another’s asshole and running with it

‘Barry hasn’t shit in a week in preparation for David giving him a baton change’

by Batonchanger February 10, 2019

Change

Something congress struggles to make.

Person 1: "no change was made at todays congress meeting"

Person 2: "well, whats new?"

by WhiteSamsungUser September 19, 2018

Oil change

Men's ejaculation by having intercourse.

He didn't have fun for a while.Time for an oil change.

by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018

changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022