candied bacon

Bacon with icing sugar on it

Candied Bacon

by TacobellGanstaz October 22, 2013

candy craver

A person who wears alot of neon bright clothes (alot like a candy raver) but do not attend many local shows.

stereotypicalasshole: You aren't scene! FAKER!
candycraver: I know I'm not scene, I just love colours! I'm a candy craver!
stereotypicalasshole: Pssh...

by LEEha January 29, 2008

Candy Ass

White girl with sweet ghetto booty. Good looking girl with a nice ass. Girl with heart shaped butt like a piece of valentine's candy.

Look at that girl with that candy ass.

by 1Candyass December 20, 2016

narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).

Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.

by DVonDiesel June 20, 2022

text candy

Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.

The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.

Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy

by 1 lone monkey June 9, 2015

Candy Man

The Candy Man is the type of guy who will sit in a white van that says FREE CANDY. You will often see him outside of elementary schools, as toddlers are his preferred victim.

The Candy Man is considered a PEDO.
He often sports a PEDO stach and rocks the balding haircut.

"Yo did you see that candy man at that school the other day."
"Yeah that guys fucked up."

by SGT_SWEDE97 February 21, 2020

paper candy

Meth

Do you have that paper candy Jew boy?

by Frankie blue lighting sam May 25, 2014