He-Candy

1. A beautiful person is very attractive to look at; a sexy male that females lust to sex; is thought to be very active sexually and good at satisfying his partner's sexual desires; a male dedicated to the faith of Rad Harmony; someone that will never be a NuglyFucker; a Rad Mother Fucker;

2. A Straight Sex Only, Male ProstaDUDE!

"Ryan is a Beautiful Example of He-Candy"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

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narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).

Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.

by DVonDiesel June 21, 2022

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candy cock

when ur sexual partner uses bubilicious gum instead of a condom.

i ran out of condom so i gave her the candy cock last night

by MasterBait23 December 11, 2015

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Candy Crush

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Candy Crush is evil

by December 25, 2016

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candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 07, 2017

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