Brand Name Pickup Lines

Pickup lines that refer to brand names

Brand Name Pickup Lines
-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package
-Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong
-Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth
-Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious
-Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar

by asdihfaudsbaivf May 9, 2008

Kobe Bryant

The best ball hog in the NBA but the second best person on the Lakers. Gasol is the best, Kobe only averaging only 4 assists a game.

Gasol: "Kobe i'm open"

Kobe Bryant : "Wait bitch i wanna crossover the four niggas on me"

Kobe: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh shit they stole the ball i got yall next time

Gasol: "Kobe you ass you fucking jack we lost the game to the CAVS"

Kobe: "Well atleast i got my 67 points, 10 rebounds and no assists."

by fgshjghrfujgfdso.jkgdhdflshfuh March 23, 2011

Kobe Bryant

when having the woman suck on your ballsack you repeatedly bounce your dick on her forehead, as if your dribbling a basketball. Like kobe Bryant.

After watching L.A. ball up on San Francisco i decided to let my girl get in on a little Kobe Bryant herself.

by BennyTdaGREAT! September 19, 2009

Brandan

BrandanA
Amazing Guy. The most inportant person that has ever came into my life and that probably ever will, even though it was unexpectedly im so glad you did. I feel like i can do anything when your by my side we've been through so much in the past years together Good & bad & we made it through & got stronger with each obstacle. Even through I wish you didnt put me through the shit you did but I guess your worth it..lol. I would not kno what to do if i would to ever lose you. i truly would be lost.
You've always been there, through everything. You've taught me to be the person that I am today. I don't care what anyone else says, you are my love, and I'm in love with you. I've fallen along time ago, and now you've got me, no one else. I hope to one day marry you, and we will be together forever. && Do everything that we ever talked about. I'm willing to spend the rest of my life with you

for as long as I live.

Girl : I Cant Wait For This Weekend! Im Soo Happy. You Make Me Happy. I Cant Wait To Lay In Your Arms

Boy: awwww bb me either

Girl: well u do brandanA you truly make me happy

Boy: u make me happy to tristinA

Girl: awwwweee but when did my last name turn into yours?

Boy: 10/31/06

by TristinS July 27, 2009

Bryant

A badass rugged mother fucker who gets ALL them bitches. Usually drives badass 4x4s. Bryant is someone who believes any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned. He is someone who's better than Matt. He loves to game and often is super polite to everyone. He is honest and kind and cute, though his jokes aren't always witty. A Bryant is more of a habitual cannabis smoker than your average stoner. Often consider by other to be a pothead, he cares very little about the outside world. Bryants tend to gather in groups, although they can be quite content when left on their own, as most Bryants enjoy one on one time with their ganj. They smoke when they wake up, before work, during work, if possible, and as soon as they get home. They never run out of weed because they are always planning ahead. Bryant knows how to compose a hell of a song. Urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man. Owner of a large penis. Known for drinking abilities and smoking trends. a Bryant will attempt to lure you into his really stereotypical and totally unoriginal trap.

Matt: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Bryant: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"

Matt: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."

Bryant: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."

Matt: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."

Bryant: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"

Matt: "You're full of shit. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."

Bryant: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"
Girl:"My ex made me feel lesbian."

Bryant:"Hahahaha. Well your beautiful."

by Matt_the_loser November 29, 2012

brand new bag

Making a major change in one's life for the best, especially applies to people who have made themselves more attractive from ugly qualities.

She has potential to look good, but since that chick has a haircut that looks like she lost a bet, and wears clothes from the 99 cent bin, it can safely be said that she needs a brand new bag.

by Johnny B Camaro December 5, 2005

Bryannah

Bryannah is a fun/humble girl.She is very friendlyand extremely beautiful.She is loyal to the people she has love for and care about.She has a nice body and is a good kisser.She can’t get angry at someone she loves for a long period of time but can be very stubborn.She’s a cool gamer/chill at home girl but can be really freaky in the bed.Everyone needs a Bryannah in their life.

I would love to date Bryannah

by Portia lewiishua January 24, 2018