Brian Marroquin

A man with boisterous energy as he walks down A-hall. He takes pride as he scourges the halls, drenching freshman maggots under his hooves, and un-holstering his loud and colossal phallus upon the administration. When commonfolk hear of that stunning, luscious hair, they melt into pash momatoes.
OH MY GOD!! It’s Brian Marroquin! Look at that amazing- *melts* *delicous matoes*
by Brunhilda Jaquavion March 27, 2022
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brian macdonald

Brian MacDonald is the most beautiful freckly noodle hair man existing on this planet. He is the bass player in PVRIS, according to his bandmate Lynn Gunn, he is the worst bass player (PVRIS play 'Say WHAT!?) but that's false facts sis. wig. you WILL be amazed by his amazing talent, you will feel the need to cry every time you see his beautiful film photos on his fancy gram. Stan Brian MacDonald!
Should we protect Brian MacDonald?

Yes, we certainly do!
by yéét March 19, 2018
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Brian MacDonald

Brian MacDonald is the most beautiful freckly noodle hair man in the whole entire world. He is the bass player in PVRIS, it's lit. You will be amazed by his talent. yeet
Should we protect Brian MacDonald at all costs?

Yes, we certainly do
by yéét March 19, 2018
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brian hagens

The hottest piece of sexual that will make beats for you and is your homie
Hey, you know Brian Hagens, he’s an actual god
by Jcart925 April 11, 2018
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Brian Sheey

Brian Sheey, a truly magnificent man and tattoo artist.
by KindaCuteKindaCrazy September 22, 2020
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The Brian Cream of Curry

Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.
by Gatorhouse69 April 20, 2024
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brian abbott clark

{Brian Abbott Clark} is an adventure that causes hell upon all the kingdoms that he crosses dragons follow him throughout all the lands he is mighty Dragonborn that can destroy all the dragons that get in his way because no one can ever destroy the true Dragonborn.
by Teenkiller February 27, 2018
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