skewering the beaver

to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea

Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.

by CW Lang June 23, 2005

beaver believer

A individual with serious (sometimes fatal) psychiatric problems. Usually stems from a delusion that winning the pac-10 is possible. Almost always requires intensive medication and weekly medical intervention.

Hey Dawggg!! da beav just beat Montana Tech this is gonna be our year!! ... I'm a beaver believer!!

by Joe.long222 December 16, 2007

beave

the muff we all want to love and stuff

I trimmed my beave, have you visited it yet?

by chucknbuck November 11, 2003

Giant Beaver

A beaver that grew too big to be called an almost-giant beaver, beaver or small beaver.

Student: ROFLMAO WTF its a giant beaver!!!!!
Teacher: I know, I put it there
Student2: WTF WTF WTFFFFFFFFFF! A small beaver
Teacher: WTFFFFFFFFFF argh!! That beaver is not wearing clothes
Student: ...

by UBERWAZU January 15, 2006

beever

to be the lamest one in a group and be the end of all the gay joke, even though you have a girlfriend and the only one who has be laid and just to waiting to bring a gun to school and say hello

"we just fucking wiht you beever"

"beever never says die"

by beever September 7, 2006

beaver-owl

Someone who is outrageously ugly, so ugly you cannot liken them to anything else.

' I dont care if Andy was that pissed, there's no way he should have shagged THAT beaver-owl! '

by WeeFace May 16, 2008

Beibernaut

1.) a man or woman obsessed with The Beibs.

2.) A young woman usually between ages 18-25 who has an irrational love for under-aged male pop singers, i.e Justin Beiber.

That girl in our math class is such a Beibernaut.

by The Anti-Beibernaut March 6, 2011