Bean stain

Generally a scruffy bastard who likes to drink carling and shout rather than speak normally. Usually wearing unwashed white t shirts with various stains down the front including beans and gravy .
The average iq is roughly 85 and understanding them especially after 20 cans of carling is challenging especially when they deploy the bin man voice .
Their topics of conversation range from pints of carling how many birds they’ve ‘shagged’ and how hard they are .

Levels of bean stains range from corale beans to Heinz beans .

Look at that bean stain over there I wonder if ll be waking the neighbours up at 3am with is bin man voice

by Listenup94 August 26, 2019

bean spreaner

using ppbizon to spray some beans at the terrorists. hold w and only w

"I'm buying the bean spreaner this round. We automatically win"

by colognew December 5, 2021

Bean-Farts

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009

Chicago Bean

When you lick someone's sweaty gooch.

May I give you a Chicago bean?

by Bryce Cream August 11, 2016

Beans in the Chili

The act of getting one's balls into someone's asshole.

"And then I put my beans in the chili"

by donnishdirt April 20, 2010

smash beans

to have anal intercourse

lindy & red went to smash beans.

by mr pitt 2 u February 8, 2010

sweetish beans

REALLY REALLY REALLY FREAKIN COOL
this is what you say when you are so excited by somethings coolness, that you could crap your pants

Brandon: DUDE, i just got a 360! ITS REALLY SWEETISH BEANS

Corey: I GOT ONE TOO, IT IS THE MOST SWEETISH BEANS THING EVER!!!!!!

Harry: ME TOO, AHHHHHH ITS SOO SWEETISH BEANS

Kyle: Im a fag, i wish i had something sweetish beans, and that i could make my own opinion on music...

Joey: Im not cool enough to say that anymore, and im not cool enough to stick with my friends and listen to corey's advice

Brandon, Harry and Corey: NOPE YOU ARE NOT SWEETISH BEANS!!!!

by Brandon S, Harry A, Corey D September 1, 2008