honey baked

Can be used as an adjective to describe someone or something that is "hard as a motherfucker."

Can be used as a verb when pursuing a goal, object, or task with great determination.

Is used in place of the word "ham" (Hard As a Motherfucker).

"That dude going honey baked on the stairmaster."

"That bitch is honey baked."

"Going honey baked on this shit."

by VanWhoa May 13, 2021

Baked User

A fat reject who stays in his room all day moderating a website, similar to a reddit moderator but lower on the totem pole.

Have you seen Buttocks? He smells like pee. Probably a Baked User

by Kfded November 21, 2023

Bake sesh

A fun fucking time with the boys. It is referred to hitting gas in the bathroom. Kevin, Larry, and Josh all don’t give a fuck. They hit gas on a regular

Josh: yoooooo lets do a bake sesh right now dawg
Kevin: dude fuck yea
Larry: fuck yea bitch

by Gay nigga 102567839 December 31, 2018

Advanced Shake n' Bake

A way of making Dextroamphetamine (Speed). You put 100ml 70% ethylamine solution, Coleman's Premium Camp Fuel 14oz, 1/4 cup Sodium Hydroxide, 1/2 cup Ammonium Nitrate, Phenylpropanolamine HCl 2.4g, Lithium metal from batteries, soda stream bottle or something, shake n' bake, and burp it. You got to wear a gas mask. It's an explosion hazard. The advanced part is the Ethylamine liquid allowing for an easier reaction with less pressure. Li(NH3)4 and Li(CH3CH2NH2)4 system. But it's still an explosion hazard. HCl acid is needed. Just enjoy Nature's Ritalin or something. Khat is cool. Advanced Shake n' bake is a modified Birch Reduction.

Dave: I Advanced Shake n' Bake Phenylpropanolamine to get Speed. Yes Dextroamphetamine.

by CognitiveFuel September 16, 2024

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

by Silent Ray February 18, 2009

Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get high.

Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get higher than Team Rocket when they blastin off again!

Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!

by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021

Easy bake oven

Quicker then the Dutch oven fart in you hand and cover her nose while she’s sleeping

I didn’t have time to Dutch oven her so I use easy bake oven method instead

by Yosiph July 10, 2021