Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.
random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!
you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.
random family member: You are such a fat lard.
you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.
random family member: You are such a fat lard.
by shortyjordy January 19, 2009
Get the Buffet Pants mug.A combination of orgy and progressive dinner, in which a series of soups, appetizers and entrees are eaten out of the anuses of all participants. The Turkish Buffet is common in upscale suburbs, where otherwise conventional couples engage in provocative, yet still bourgeois, rituals, eating lobster bisque from one another's freshly shaved, bleached and douched buttholes.
The Hendersons invited us to a Turkish Buffet this weekend, so make sure to shave your butthole and prepare a decent stock for my famous quail risotto.
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A term for a woman who has large protruding vaginal lips with thick hairs growing from the edges. Neither inviting or attractive
by TeamJimmy October 31, 2009
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by Fatt Turle November 16, 2005
Get the pickle buffer mug.A town considered to be in the "northwest suburbs" of Chicago. It is prodominantly Jewish. The better half of the town goes to Stevenson High School while the other half goes to Buffalo Grove High School.
Everything in Buffalo Grove closes before 9 o'clock except for Buffalo's Ice Cream Parlor so this becomes the late night hang out. Also, the popo pull you over for going 1 mile over the speed limit and bust every party they possibly can. They try to dominish our hopes of escaping boredom by becoming raging alcoholics or potheads.
High school students tend to go far away for college with high hopes that life isnt this boring everywhere.
Everything in Buffalo Grove closes before 9 o'clock except for Buffalo's Ice Cream Parlor so this becomes the late night hang out. Also, the popo pull you over for going 1 mile over the speed limit and bust every party they possibly can. They try to dominish our hopes of escaping boredom by becoming raging alcoholics or potheads.
High school students tend to go far away for college with high hopes that life isnt this boring everywhere.
Courtney: What do you want to do tonight?
Lauren: I dont know...the grove is so f-ing boring.
Courtney: I know...I guess we could go to Buffalo's for ice cream.
Lauren: Again? We've been there every night..Fuck Buffalo Grove.
Lauren: I dont know...the grove is so f-ing boring.
Courtney: I know...I guess we could go to Buffalo's for ice cream.
Lauren: Again? We've been there every night..Fuck Buffalo Grove.
by Rachel Greenberg June 24, 2005
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Girl: hows the weather in Buffalo?
Guy: Come over behind this dumpster and ill show you a Buffalo blizzard
Guy: Come over behind this dumpster and ill show you a Buffalo blizzard
by buttcheek6969 August 17, 2006
Get the Buffalo Blizzard mug.A type of restaurant in which fat/obese Americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. Said by theorists to be a major contribution to America's obesity problem.
Indeed, one of life's unanswered questions, is how the hell can the American hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.
by Deluded_or_summat March 25, 2007
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