whip a brick 

Whippin up something mean and delicious

For example: Whippin a cocaine brick, or apple pie, or the act of asking a girl out. All applicable.

Hey man, I'm going to whip a brick tonight! (I'm going to ask out X)

whip a brick by supercrossed August 25, 2014

shit brick

a rectangular box shaped piece of feces expelled from the anus of a living or dying animal.... also a person who shares many of the same characteristics of the feces

Fuckin shit brick!!!!

shit brick by Joe Peezy fo Sheezy August 17, 2007

dead brick 

The worst fucking personality you could possibly have.

Billy: MAN that girl is hot
Bob: yeah dude but she got the personality of a dead brick

dead brick by Jaquannn July 4, 2014

one brick short 

Not mentally sound ,used to discribe stupid people .short for "one brick short of a full load"

They really've to be one brick short to think 9 is a letter in the alphabet

one brick short by dietellingtruth March 30, 2015

Ton Brick

Just another word for piece of shit.

Bro 1: "She dropped two ton bricks on my chest"

Bro 2: "She shit on your chest? Yum"

Ton Brick by goldeagle_tuy January 10, 2017

shit a brick 

A common human phonomena involving the accidental consumption of a brick and the subsequent painful excretion of the brick out the anus. This event usually happens to someone at least once in their lifespan especially in younger years as inexperienced humans are more likely to consume this mesmerizing block of cinder,mistaking it as food.

It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.

Young deviant: Oh what do you know you old idiot?
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.

shit a brick by handosome May 20, 2015

bum-brick 

A game for the cold hearted. Also known as target practice.the objective of the game is to find a brick and find a bum.Throw the brick at the bum.Lower body shots, 5 points.Head shots, 10 points.If you miss the bum one has to go and fight the bum.If you beat the bum, 5 points. If you lose, -10 points.Usually this will go one for 6 rounds.Win or lose its sure to be one of the funniest games you will every play.

"I got my ass kicked in bum-brick".

bum-brick by michael allen burks February 2, 2008