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blind phobic

To disrespect the blind, discriminatory language against the blind.
"Ima punch u, consent or not!!"
"Stop!! Thats blind phobic!"
-Val and Ash 11th april 2023 3:18pm.
by Ser3nn April 11, 2023
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Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up
"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"
by fatttt December 10, 2016
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love blind

Love blindness is an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets red flags as giant green just-fucking-go-for-it flags.

The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.
Keely proposed that she and Rebecca were perhaps love blind for ignoring so many red flags in previous relationships.
by SpockAwesome April 26, 2023
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.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
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blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.
"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019
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Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.
George had practical blindness for summer reading.
by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012
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Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.
While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.
by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025
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