A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.
wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!
by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021
Get the clutter blindnessmug. After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.
by fulfreez October 13, 2011
Get the On-Blind Datemug. When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small
Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.
by chirpy bird April 18, 2018
Get the Booty blindmug. It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.
How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022
Get the BLIND STORAGE EYESmug. To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.
Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter
Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
Get the Pecker Blindmug. A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.
Can also be written as 🙈🤤
Can also be written as 🙈🤤
by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019
Get the Blind Drooling Monkeymug. The AAPS superintendent
by 6ix 9ine is daddy November 11, 2019
Get the Blind Retardmug.