by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018

To Masterbate
Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first
by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

by broe91 January 9, 2023

by Boogiebomb August 7, 2019

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.
It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.
I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!
I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!
by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020

a big bat in the family pteropodidae
they have big balls (no offense)
fruit bats are also called flying foxes
they look like dogs lol
they have big balls (no offense)
fruit bats are also called flying foxes
they look like dogs lol
by arc April 11, 2022

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023
