be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.
Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."
by von groovy August 26, 2024
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Chinese bathing

When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.
"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."
by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013
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take baths in the pool

do you take baths in the pool?
by secretnan April 14, 2020
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fishy bubble bath

To blow raspberries into a girls wet vagina
If you don't give your girl a 'fishy bubble bath' your an absolute joke
by Ryan omg'leary January 20, 2017
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sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.
Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.
by backinthedark May 10, 2023
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Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.
I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.
by Obladi Oblada December 10, 2014
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