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I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019
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canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.
I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.
by sad_pizza October 7, 2019
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spank bank

What you accuse your co-workers of compiling when they take a work-related photo of you.
Hey Lauren, you're keeping that picture you took of me installing the exhibition on the second floor for your spank bank, hm?
by 2girls1account October 14, 2019
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bank eater

A word turning into slang offensive words such as idgas or anyone who really goes to a hotel using (NIGGA) Also replaced as Nothing in games gear apple.
by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 27, 2019
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Boy Bank

Similar to a Sugar Daddy, except the boy is the same age as the girl or slightly younger. Usually in their late teens-mid 20s, usually treating a girl for a higher social status or sexual favors
Girl 1: "Why does she even try to like him, it's so obvious she doesn't."
Girl 2: "Two words, Boy Bank."
by DazzTheCornerKid April 22, 2018
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bank of bitches

A bank of bitches is a list of people, male or female who are on your hook. You have them whenever you need them, you always have a favourite but you never get emotionally attached to any, however, when you find a certain bitch who is truly bitchin' then your bank of bitches turns into a bank of bitch and takes on a quality over quantity stance.
I met this boyo and at first I thought Awk sure I'll add him to the bank but now he's the only I want in the bank.

Person A: I'm so sad I'm single Person B: Wise up we'll go out on the pull and rank up a bank of bitches
by pearse April 2, 2017
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make a bank

Making a bank means to be earning o lot of money, more than you can handle.
Man, after I get this job I'll make a bank!
by abellaxo April 3, 2017
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