Satan's Asshole

Australian Wi-Fi

Guy 1: Damn, you're lagging hard
Guy 2: Its because I have Satan's Asshole for wifi

by JoeSephStalin April 28, 2020

bloody asshole

A british term meaning the same as the American word "asshole".

British guy one: Ello there chap, u seen that bloody asshole Tom?
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.

by beastlyfbplaya51 May 8, 2010

Drunkard Asshole

Just an addition to Asshole. Being an adjective

Drunkard Asshole is one who always wants bj's 24*7 on anyone.
"Misogynistic in true sense"

Dickhead who is a fucking bastard,retarded cunt=bj

by Soul Kissed December 1, 2009

Charismatic Asshole

Someone who is by all means an asshole or douchebag but in a way helps inspires people and help push them.

Trump is a charismatic asshole because he is a huge ass but still he help lead millions of people to vote for him.

by English writer 1776 August 4, 2017

asshole status

1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is

2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole

Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."

Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."

by TWKonarik August 7, 2011

asshole baby

When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an "asshole baby"

We didn't have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!

by BozoRozo February 29, 2016

pulsating asshole

A person who waivers from their beliefs under certain situations, such as when they are intoxicated.

Veronica is a pulsating asshole. She says she is a lesbian however when she gets drunk she hits on every guy at the party.

by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009