26th April

The day an absolute retarded legend was born. An absolute sarcastic FUCKING TosSER who cannot keep his wit to himself. On this day you are obligated to speak in HHHHHHHHs and peace signs, and pair your 👊s to your 🤠s or face execution. If you were born on April 26th you are in luck, because that makes you an honorary Miles boy, yeehaw or piss the fuck off m’heartys.

It’s the 26th April, where are your whips and nay nays? HHHHHHHH PISS THE FUCK OFF EJEJDJJFKD

by Supermarioinrealloif October 19, 2019

April Served

Getting "served" or otherwise any pwnage, getting beat up, or getting made fun of any time during the month of April, but not during April First. Any servage during April First will be considered getting "April Fooled".

(James trips over a small pebble on April 2-30)
Henry: James, you just got April Served by that pebble!

by Reeko Smallums April 10, 2008

april 26

Kiss a girl/guy day or national kiss day. Kiss someone on April 26 then you will be blessed.

National kiss day is coming up. On April 26 it is national kiss day this means you have to kiss some one doesn’t matter who.

by Hanndyss??)4: May 30, 2018

april 12

NATIONAL SNAPCHAT DAY!!

“Did you know that national Snapchat day is April 12?”

by Some911one May 25, 2018

april 13

on april 13 its national make out day so get with your loved one and pucker up

hey did you hear apil 13 is national make out day. so April 13 = make out day

by jerry sinefield April 13, 2019

April 20th

On April 20th, everyone named Nick needs to lose their Vl’s. (Virgin Lips)

“Hey nick have you had your first kiss?”
“Not yet, I’m a Vl.”
“Well Saturday is April 20th so I’ll take them from you”

by Gary Winthorp6969 April 18, 2019

April 2nd

National beat up men who think rape is funny day!<3

Hey, Its April 2nd!! Now where tf is John. 😐

by April 2nd! April 12, 2021