Anal Apple

An apple that has been inserted into the ass of a pornstar, taken out, and then eaten.

Was this apple caramelized before it went into that ass, or is that shit? Either way I'm eating this anal apple.

by BrandonI. August 21, 2011

Anal Cunnilingus

Licking the anus of a female or a male.

Word used normally by 12, 11 or 13 year olds, that know what a cunnilingus means, but they don't know the word anilingus, rimjob or black kiss.

13 Year Old: This internet porn is great! I love how that sexy girl makes that boy an Anal Cunnilingus, and her tongue becomes full of poo!

by turbotastic October 7, 2013

anal motorboating

Placing your mouth in between the butt cheeks and viciously and aggressively shaking your head back and forth while making the sounds of an out board motor (comparable to motorboating tits).

He made loud vibrating noises while anal motorboating me.

by JGutt February 27, 2015

Anal Milk

1. Semon dripping out of someone's ass after anal sex
2. Milk dripping out of someone's ass after some dodgy goings on

1. "Oh yes! Look at all that Anal Milk!"
2. "Why is all that milk up your ass?"

by I Eat Pies For Sexy Time October 24, 2008

anal kegel

An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.

Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.

by Smittytricks June 19, 2011

Anal Sunshine

The feeling you get right after an enormous shit is released of your asshole.

Dude, i had the best anal sunshine the other day

by GCuprising October 3, 2008

anal voyager

n. one who scavenges the dark, eery abyss that is the anus only to find the hideout of the biggest douche in the universe....JOHN EDWARDS!

Hey Mr. President, I heard you wife said you were an anal voyager!

by Fred Flinstein February 4, 2004