Alexander

Alexander is a very shy young man and does not like to express his feelings. If you have a moment with him, consider yourself lucky. He is a very sweet guy with the biggest heart underneath his cluelessness. He is extremely hilarious and loves to make people smile. He might not be the most good looking at first, but as you start becoming friends with him he will appear more attractive. He has a very sarcastic tone and he is obsessed with any sort of technology. He loves video games and is not very athletic. He would not be the type of guy to play basketball or football, but something less teamwork. He is also a very confusing person and teases a lot. Mixed with his sarcastic remarks and the confusion he brings, it might be hard to deal with.Being friends with him could brighten up your day or bring you down. Most likely bring you up because overall he is an amazing person.

Stranger: I would love to be friends with Alexander!!

by livingvessel April 4, 2019

Alex Bonilla

Smells bad has fungus on his neck calls everyone bru nickname mugre and likes his cousin

Look at Alex Bonilla neck

by Eli salcedo April 29, 2019

Alex; the 9

An ingenious mario maker level creator making levels such as, minecraft; the way home and minecraft;defeating the kidnaper. They have been mainly featured in Alpharad content and that is how they gained popularity.

"have you heard of Alex; the 9?" "no, who are they?" "just an ingenious mario maker creator" "oh yeah? What levels have they made?" "They have made levels such as, minecraft; the way home and minecraft;defeating the kidnaper!" "are you sure this is not a 9 year old child?" "did I say they weren't? "oh god."

by Ezick22 October 1, 2020

gay alex

Someone who is endlessly gay. No gay chart can measure him, he will always break it.

You are such a gay alex!

by CompactDecisions June 26, 2021

just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit

The best meme ever

Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!

Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin

by Me me big disappointment February 14, 2018

alexandria

best city in northern virginia, yup you knoeeee....... :P

"only the best rep alexandria"

by victoria hepner January 30, 2009

Alex Pink

Twat, a guy with greasy hair, needs a slap and a haircut, also gets Celery with Peanut Butter thrown at him

"Hey guys, Doesn't alex pink smell of Celery and Peanut Butter

by Mohawk48 February 5, 2009