Alaskan Thunderfuck

Having sex while bear hugging and making moose noises and wearing a hat like Bofur the dwarf.

Hey, want an alaskan thunderfuck? I hear its the bees knees!

by Dumpater January 7, 2021

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Alaskan Steambag

To shut in a bag, lay it in your partners chest, then sitting on it until it explodes. Usually used in a sexual manner.

Jenny and I were feeling a little drowsy doing it last night so I decided to give her that Alaskan Steambag to rowdy things up a bit.

by SkibidiSigma445 September 22, 2024

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Alaskan Prairie Dog

Where you are prairie dogging, and right before you get to the toilet the shit comes out.

Dam Austin. last night I was prairie dogging, and it became an Alaskan Prairie Dog!!!

by WadeWillson2005 September 15, 2021

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An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.

"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"

by Mr fingers August 4, 2017

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Alaskan Snow Twister

When a woman proceeds to throw snow on a mans cock and give him an indian burn style hand job.

I was on a buisness trip to alaska and found hooker for the night and she gave me an alaskan snow twister. I woke up sore the next day.

by Gagmag January 4, 2021

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Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.

"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"

by Specialist12 May 30, 2024

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