Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red

Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell

by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021

Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.

Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!

by anonymous June 2, 2023

Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Alaskan oil check

A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus

Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏

by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024

Alaskan Bullworm

When a man has Demonic Dick.

I can’t leave him alone y’all he got that Alaskan Bullworm.

by Bougetto June 3, 2024

Alaskan snow shovel

It is when you and 3 or more men grab a snow shovel and ejaculate on it to "fill it up" then thrown it on one of the boys partners

He Frank me and the boys are going to do an Alaskan snow shovel on my gf are you in!

by Snowmanman June 27, 2024

The Alaskan Aquaman

The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.

Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)

“Hey Brett I just purchased new snorkeling equipment want to give me the Alaskan Aquaman”

by Eagle Talons Holt July 12, 2024