alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019

Alabama slammer

When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.

Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.

by Shavedwalrus September 25, 2019

alabama pizza slice

when siblings make a pizza by jizzing on it pissing on it vomiting own it and shiting on it

man me and your sister made an alabama pizza slice

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

Alabamian fuck

An Alabamian

Did you see the new Alabamian fuck that they just transferred here?

by Alabamian fuck 死人 October 6, 2019

Alabama Fuckhouse

Much like a whore house, except it's filled with your siblings.

John had grown tired of boring old brothels, so he decided to turn his home into an Alabama Fuckhouse by double teaming his sister with his retarded brother.

John: "Man, last night was awesome. Me and my brother Eifel Towered our sister. I'm so glad I decided to go to an Alabama Fuckhouse instead of that shitty brothel again."

by CreambayWhackersVs.Titsburg October 7, 2019

Alabama One Punch

scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow

“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”

“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “

*Both Yee in mourning*

by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019

Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.

“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”

by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019