Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-
Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
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In modern culture when a pretend DJ with no real DJ skills names himself he’s usually referred to a dirty skeet.
Aka a “skeeta scratcher”
Noun: skeet, plural noun: skeet’s or skeeta’s
Don’t be such a “skeeta scratcher”
Your such a “skeet Dj”
Definition:
A dodgy self named Dj, with a nickname given to him-self.
Used in sentance:
Don’t worry people it’s just Martin what a waste of talent !! when he was called Martin the Wickford dj he used to be excellent DJ. Everyone loved him but since he called himself DJ skeet he’s now just the local skeet…what a waste. !!
Aka a “skeeta scratcher”
Noun: skeet, plural noun: skeet’s or skeeta’s
Don’t be such a “skeeta scratcher”
Your such a “skeet Dj”
Definition:
A dodgy self named Dj, with a nickname given to him-self.
Used in sentance:
Don’t worry people it’s just Martin what a waste of talent !! when he was called Martin the Wickford dj he used to be excellent DJ. Everyone loved him but since he called himself DJ skeet he’s now just the local skeet…what a waste. !!
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