long dick dylan

The creepy guy you know who wears obnoxiously tight pants. This is to hide the fact he secretly has a vagina, because his penis is that small. He’s also weirdly touchy feely and is known to make pedofelic insuations.

Girl: Omg I want to bang him
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?

by sexy.beasts.and.salad July 26, 2019

Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

by kariusvega November 15, 2011

Bob Long Vice

An amazing paintball marker.
One of the best.

Dude A: i just ravaged some noobs with my new bob long vice.
Dude B: thats cool

by Kelen L January 17, 2009

Long end of the stick

Too see a positive or favorable outcome from a situation that could have been really shity!

The rubber busted but she didnt get pregnant.. I got the long end of the stick!

by 432Cherries December 8, 2019

long-tongued lout

General term for someone you hate with a passion. Overlap: bastard, skank, dickhead, faggot, etc.

Eat shit, you fuckin' long-tongued lout!

by Forrest Carver June 4, 2005

in the middle of a long time

The place where Hyunjin from Stray Kids goes

It's been a long time since I've been in the middle of a long time

by Seungmin in the Building December 14, 2020

long term bootycall

A boyfriend or someone whom you have sexual relations with often without a label.

Peter Quill: “I like to think of myself as a Titan killing, long term bootycall.”

by Marvxl September 23, 2018