by Feyiz September 18, 2019
Joke1: What did the Aussie kid who always says 'Never eat soggy Weet-bix' say when his Weet-bix got soggy bc he had it with milk like every other normal person?
Joke2:How do you clean up floor spills?
Joke3: How do you make the oceans dry up?
Joke4: How do you make people shrivel up and die?
Joke2:How do you clean up floor spills?
Joke3: How do you make the oceans dry up?
Joke4: How do you make people shrivel up and die?
Weet-bix joke answers:
Answer1: Idek, he just stood there and picked his scab off that he got from falling off his razor scooter at the local park.
Answer2: Drop a weetbick because they're so fucking dry, they'll do the trick and there's ya soggy Weet-bick, boi.
Answer 3: Drop a Weet-bick.
Answer4: Crack a Weet-Bix Joke or just give em a Weet-Bick.
Answer1: Idek, he just stood there and picked his scab off that he got from falling off his razor scooter at the local park.
Answer2: Drop a weetbick because they're so fucking dry, they'll do the trick and there's ya soggy Weet-bick, boi.
Answer 3: Drop a Weet-bick.
Answer4: Crack a Weet-Bix Joke or just give em a Weet-Bick.
by [Insert swear word] March 22, 2023
Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.
It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.
It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.
by Jacob November 30, 2004
A funny joke about someone's mom, such as, Yo momma's so fat to get her through a doorway you have to grease it and hold a Twinkie in front of it. Or, yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.
Bob: You got a fat momma
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah
by Infinity Hana November 01, 2019
by Jelly-Fish December 02, 2013
there ain't no Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris facts,
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.
person A, " Hey do you know about that Chuck Norris joke with the rainbow monkeys and roundhouse kick? "
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.
by lokuuust July 30, 2010
A: Lava is wet.
B: No. Lava isn’t wet.
Lowest temperatures of lava is 700 Celsius,
and minimal temperatures requirements for water evaporates is 100 Celsius, so water can’t keep in liquid form on lava.
A: Can’t take a joke?
B: No. Lava isn’t wet.
Lowest temperatures of lava is 700 Celsius,
and minimal temperatures requirements for water evaporates is 100 Celsius, so water can’t keep in liquid form on lava.
A: Can’t take a joke?
by NoOneWillBeKnowWhoAmI November 12, 2022