goose

sacred animal of the gamer tribe

HAIL THE SACRED GOOSE

by goosegodgamer1234 May 24, 2022

Goose

A bastard that will break into your property, steal your shit and make you hammer your thumb

I’m so angry the goose stole my teacup
The goose chased my child into the phone booth

by ColdWintersSnow March 17, 2020

Goose

My puppy called goose

Me: GOOSE GOOSE
Goose: *taking a shit round the corner*

by Fezzyqt June 13, 2022

Goose

a kinky child that weirds out everyone that interacts with them

person1: Bro have you met Goose before?
person2: Yeah bruh they're MADDD weird

by goosey woosey February 05, 2022

Goose

Another term for a blow job, derived from the saying "Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck"

Guy 1: Bruh did she give good goose though?
Guy 2: Yeah that was some mad sloppy toppy goose neck

by GothGFPlease January 22, 2020

Goose

A shorter version of the saying “silly goose”. Describes a person who tends to be ridiculous, makes no sense when they talk and/or says absurb things.

Austin was such a goose. He thought that you placed cheese directly on the grill when making grilled cheese.

by Dictionary Critique March 07, 2019

Goose

Goose is a response used when someone does something embarrassing

yo that dudes pretty goose

by DKAT009 April 14, 2022