Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.
The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.
The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.
Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy
by 1 lone monkey June 07, 2015
A random dude who appears at bachelorette parties and/or weddings who grinds, kisses or appears in a photo-op with the bride-to-be before she signs her life away to one man for eternity.
by Metrosexual Caveman September 12, 2010
by MasterBait23 December 11, 2015
White girl with sweet ghetto booty. Good looking girl with a nice ass. Girl with heart shaped butt like a piece of valentine's candy.
by 1Candyass December 20, 2016
When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth
by furry_ballsacks March 07, 2017
by hannah101 April 09, 2008
The act of pushing a nerds rope (or similar candy) out of a butthole while the other person deepthroats it, then pushes it back inside.
by Pikachuandme October 11, 2017