Ol' Ted Turneranoud

- noun
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.

Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.

by AFrogers March 03, 2009

tig ol higglebiddies

meant to reference a man's fat tits.

Jack: "look at that man! he has tig ol higglebiddies."
Lucas: "woah, you're right."

by regalinity August 08, 2022

tig ol higglebiddies

meant to reference a man’s fat tits.

Jack: "look at that man! he has tig ol higglebiddies."
Lucas: "woah, you're right."

by regalinity August 08, 2022

p;.ol,ikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa

when you feel extremely mega bored and have already tried qwerty, asdf and zxcv.

i'm so p;.ol,ikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa today istg

by corgimationss September 16, 2021

The ol case and fuck

When a person comes to your house on business but is actually just casing it to come back later and rob you.

Ah. I see they got you with the ol case and fuck.

by The trashy hog February 18, 2022

Ol’ Obama Tickle

The “Ol’ Obama Tickle” is a sexual act where someone tickles the rectum of their partner with a feather and covers their face with shit to show a Obama look. If the person is already black they do this anyways.

“I can’t wait I’m gonna try the Ol’ Obama Tickle on my girlfriend, I think she’ll like it!”

by Goodguy111111 September 07, 2023

Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019