La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 27, 2006

Crack open a cold one with the boys

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"

Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

lame ass goofy bitch boy

A Nigga who brags about how cool he used to be, a nigga who rather have bitches instead of money

Me: You Trynna Hit This Lick Real Quick
This Nigga: Nah Man, You See Dem Hoes Right There My Nigga
Me: Man, You A Lame Ass Goofy Bitch Boy

by Keivon Moesley June 27, 2017

stanky booty ass lil boy

usually an african american child still wearing depends, who has recently shitted himself and hasnt told anyone and continues to play until noticed by his mother or auntie or older sister.

COME HERE....DID YOU SHIT YOURSELF?, **sniffs**, YOU DID!, GO BRING ME A DIAPER YOU STANKY BOOTY ASS LIL BOY!

by defiante August 27, 2009

The Pilsbury Dough boy

The male puts on a condom, and spreads baking yeast on it. He then "has relations" with the woman giving her a NASTY yeast infestion.

That bitch pissed me off last night, so to show her, I gave her the Pilsbury Dough Boy.

by The flame December 02, 2007

Shitty boy Jr

A less than ideal situation or person

“Don’t be a shitty boy jr and come out to the bar!”

“It’s as hot as a shitty boy jr out here. I need some water!”

by Spolstra July 13, 2022

National Boy Kiss Girl Day

On October 5th is National Boy kiss girl day. A boy has to kiss his girlfriend or boyfriend .

“Oh today is national Boy kiss Girl day.” “ I’m going to kiss my girlfriend!”

by David Trump October 05, 2018