A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023
Get the Elk Grove high schoolmug. Brown county junior high school (BCJHS) is a middle school in ur ole small town brown county Indiana. It’s a good school, they got vsco girls, e boys, emo, straight A students, crack heads, class clowns, and more. They get slushees every Friday tho, but they are usually weird flavors like lime and watermelon... gross . some teachers are meanie heads, others are okay. if you go there, i feel sorry for you.
by When ur sad and so you cry May 4, 2020
Get the Brown county junior high schoolmug. by The Queen Of Accountability May 17, 2025
Get the High Calorieshamug. by hhs superstar January 8, 2023
Get the brophy high schoolmug. You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA
by Invincidih March 19, 2025
Get the Northport High Schoolmug. either consists of hot gays or foot ball players who bark at the hot gays, or horrible mullets. there is no in between
decent school, lots of passive aggressive staff
every other day bitches get caught for drugs, they even locked the bathroom doors open 💀
decent school, lots of passive aggressive staff
every other day bitches get caught for drugs, they even locked the bathroom doors open 💀
by deez nuts in ur moms mouth September 28, 2021
Get the kings high schoolmug. Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"
by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014
Get the Painters highmug.