dew me

The act of dewing someone, giving them a Mountain Dew.

Bro 1:" Hey bro, dew me"
Bro 2:"igu bro"

by LORD HB July 10, 2023

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

by G4nero November 1, 2023

Me

The hottest person on earth

Hey! Do you see that Incredibly sexy person over there?!?!

Yeah! That’s me

by Sexy vexy April 28, 2021

Hear me out

Three words you do NOT want to hear when seeing anything.

Hear me out, hear me out.

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

rip me a pug

To ask someone to peel the skin from a sumo mandarin for you.

Variations: to rip a pug, rippin pugs.

"Ya wanna rip me a pug, babe? You know I can't resist the delicious sweetness inside that loosely skinned fruit."

"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."

by fatsmcgee March 4, 2025

oi cai dit con me FPT

When you have to pay for your unbelievable fee, and get the retake exam after all.

Why is wifi lag? oi cai dit con me FPT

by anonymous October 27, 2025

gummy bears are chasing me

Abcdefg gummy bears are chasing mee

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM

by anonymous March 5, 2025