Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.

-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra

by Dubzak May 28, 2019

gave me face

when a man gives a woman oral sex

that guy gave me face; it was so good!

by imhimurnot November 8, 2022

me

me. the hottest and sexiest motherfucker to ever exist on this planet, the ground literally shakes so much from my phat juicy ass that ppl think 37 volcanoes are erupting. my music taste is better than yours and my clothing taste is better than your little sweatpants babe. i got every gender falling for me that’s how hot and fuckable i am 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

me, i am so fucking sexy

by im so fucking sexy November 28, 2021

Its above me

It is a nice way for service people to say 'I dont give a fuck'

"Can you send me the papper work"
"Its above me"

by LAaylani June 3, 2019

FLM fuck like me

Fuck like me and get second best

FLM Fuck like me

by Ynotlux19 February 18, 2021

Me

I am a stupid piece of shit.

Me: ,,looking at the mirror,, OMG I look like a piece of shit

by Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. November 7, 2020

Pic-me-up

A pic of you for your boo.

Robert: I’m having a rough day.

Alexis: Babe. I’m sorry. Do you need a pic-me-up?

Robert: Uh yeah., actually. That would be great.

Alexis: Check your inbox.

Robert: Babe! I love you.

Alexis: And I you.

by Brothaontheinside November 21, 2020