A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.
She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome
her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…
her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…
by Ted_bomb May 03, 2025
Big Zaddy Arki Papi is the hottest and tallest man on Earth. He loves touching women (with consent of course) and drinking chug jugs. If you don't see him then he is probably hiding in his favourite holes. The holes he likes to hide in are those of that special someone ;).
Arki loves Zoi
Arki loves Zoi
OMG It's Big Zaddy Arki Papi he's so tall!
Person 1: Where's Big Zaddy Arki Papi?
Person 2: He's probably hiding in that special someone's hole ;)
Person 1: Where's Big Zaddy Arki Papi?
Person 2: He's probably hiding in that special someone's hole ;)
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 14, 2022
Big Moey is practically a god. He has harnessed the power of Tyrone, and will one day conquer the word of whites. He has the ability to grant the ‘n-word pass’ to whomever is worthy of such power. Big Moey has a mean shlong capable of powers not known to man.
by Ur boy the fat one April 30, 2019
The realest nigga to walk the earth, when you meet a Big Glo he’ll make you feel like no one has ever made you feel. He could sale salt to a snail he’s that clever! If you ever have a chance of meeting a Big Glo don’t take him for granted!
by @jessicaWitman November 24, 2021
While you are giving your partner anal you push their legs so far behind her head that it dislocates her hips
by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy March 17, 2019
by Boom for Boomer December 02, 2022
Big Gay Bob - A lazy pile, gross, hairy man. Typically you consider him a friend and he claims to be heterosexual but you all know he’s gay and has sexual thoughts about you and your friends
by You know if you know June 25, 2020