When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man
by Juliah Harold January 5, 2008
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Shara gave Michelle a randy macho man savage last night after they purchased some slim jim's at the local seven eleven.
by Eduardo De loa la espanlana osvoaldo locutus October 13, 2006
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Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.
by Tooba November 28, 2007
Get the Joe Shit The Rag Man mug.A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.
(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)
(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)
Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"
Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"
Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"
by Renegade888 July 3, 2008
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Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!
really? ill hurry!
Come on! theyre starting to pop!
really? ill hurry!
Come on! theyre starting to pop!
by xyguy729 April 2, 2011
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dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull
by changus emangus March 9, 2008
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