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randy macho man savage

the act of buying a Slim Jim beef jerky stick, then shoving it up your partner's ass, and either her, or him, poop it out, and you eat it as it comes out, and when you finish you go, "OOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEAH"
Shara gave Michelle a randy macho man savage last night after they purchased some slim jim's at the local seven eleven.
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Joe Shit The Rag Man

An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.
Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.
by Tooba November 28, 2007
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Joe Shit The Rag Man

A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.

(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)
Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"

Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"
by Renegade888 July 3, 2008
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New England Man Chowder

Semen that is very creamy and white, much like new England style clam chowder. Much different than manhattan man chowder which is less creamy jizz that is bloody.
dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull
by changus emangus March 9, 2008
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every man's goal in life

when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.
Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!

really? ill hurry!

Come on! theyre starting to pop!
by xyguy729 April 2, 2011
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man-activated air bags

a slut bag ho who uses her tits to influence conversations to her benefit.
by Anonymous December 12, 2002
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poo-stained man pole

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.
After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.
by NICKOHYEAH1111 December 3, 2007
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