When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

When the girls all want you to shake your dreads so you have to tell them to leave you alone type shift.
Ex: All the girls wanted Dae-ho to shake is dreads but he had other needs to attend to so he said, "Ladies, leave me alone type shift."
by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lascia Fare A Me: The Soul Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lascia Fare A Me: The Soul Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Michael stop begging me.
by Munchothegoa October 11, 2022

by Wednesdayfan102310 March 3, 2023
