Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.
Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"
by Notgeyperson February 28, 2019
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wife-aranged

When one of your friends is about to do, say, or think something and your wife tells you to stop him or that you and he are not going to be doing that.
Bob: "Hey Mike, let go to the bar on saturday and catch the games."
Mike's Wife (to Mike): "You better tell him you have plans and you are spending your time with the family."
Mike: "aaaaaaaaaaah"
Bob: "Dude, I just got wife-aranged."
by magicdd1 November 27, 2009
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road wife

Road Wife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.
Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!
by Kgreen97 October 30, 2022
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yeosangs real wife

faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!
“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”
by oneuspaved September 12, 2021
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National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 09, 2022
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wife savy

Wife savy are girls or women who can clean ,cook, and love. The whole package
Girls with the letters K😍 ,A💍 ,J💜 ,I💕 Z😘 ,&& M😏 are usually wife savy
by omggurl_love December 12, 2015
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Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler
Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Circuitry, Bler
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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