crotch weasel

An annoying and sometimes deadly animal that can include humans, dogs, any rodent, and cats. These animals will latch on to the male genetalia and bite profucely untill said genitalia is removed.

"Outch! That skank Linda bit my nuts off! She must be a crotch weasel." Said George
"Yeah definently" Said Phil

by Jesus Christ "Bow to me!" March 4, 2011

weasel

a person thinking doodles are totally awesome! and that rides horses with a hunchback and piano hands. the "april babies" hate them.

weasel stomping day is their national holiday.

that stupid weasel is obbsessed with doodles!

that stupid weasel cant ride a horse.

by doodleoutttttt June 17, 2009

penis-weasel

a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.

"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"

"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."

by J-Meezy July 2, 2008

Diesel Weasel

When a Man performs Anal Sex on a woman(or man) with diarrhea

She said she was sick...so i just gave her a diesel weasel

by Sparks21686 October 8, 2010

polished weasel

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

by me October 5, 2003

waalex

Wilhelm is a Twaty shit face with a banus the size of the empire state building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skullpop is an utter gimp who does strange erotic monkey dances for his mum, he then fingers his mum up the arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wilhelm and Skullpop are dick heads

by Aaron December 9, 2003

king weasel

A person who hasn't lost and of their weasel yet. They have yet to participate in any sexual activities including pulling

She is an innocent King Weasel

by Vivica69 May 5, 2005