Your video will resume in _ seconds

No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.

Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

Il Verde (The Green)

Il Verde (The Green) a.k.a. the 21st century hemlock. "I like this shot", this is the sentence that no one said after drinking this concoction. It has a 95% disgorgement rate, the remaining 5% have never seen the sun rise again.

The recipe was invented by Marzia, even if the proportions are not yet known. The bartender found the right mix to get the young fellas high in the shortest amount of time.
Possible contraindications: too drunk to go into the club.

Marzia: "What do you want to drink? Can I make you 5 Verdi?"
The Boys: "Damn Marzia, Il Verde (The Green) kills us, but let's do it!"
*One minute later*
The Boys: "Where is Spirit? Il Verde has hit again!"

by Triplo7 December 2, 2021

Claiming video

The act of filming the very first time you cum in a sub. Note: its still hot but not technically a claiming video if its not the first load you've given him raw.

I made a claiming video with my sub mick, he's been addicted since.

by TheClosetSub December 13, 2021

Spongebob video

doing a spongebob video is the act of talking a lot of drugs then cutting off your penis on camera after playing a spongebob clip and you have to make sure that you can here the dick being absolutely severed against the counter.

dude i just pulled a spongebob video
bro i spongebob videod like john the other night

by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022

Penis Video Game Nerd

A knockoff of the Angry Video Game Nerd

During the angry reviewing era came a Penis Video Game Nerd, then more end up existing.

by BetterSkatez February 2, 2022

nuclear video

When you make and keep a sex video with another partner to be used at a later time for revenge like a breakup.

She cheated on me but little does she know I’m holding onto a nuclear video.

by Bangerher22 April 16, 2022

Drag Video

A DIY video with a long drawn out explanation in which the presenter will double back, repeat themselves, narrate what they are doing slowly over and over, all with the result being generally terrible. They have no purpose other than to infuriate the viewer and generate positive clicks and time watched for the content creator.

I should have known this was a Drag video when she whipped out the bag of googly eyes and paper confetti.

by LEGION3000 May 6, 2022