The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.
"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"
"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.
"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.
by AKADarkie March 8, 2011
Get the vagina desertificationifiermug. "That guy is such a vagina rider."-Girl #1
"I know, he slept with my mom and my best friend on the same day."-Girl #2
"I know, he slept with my mom and my best friend on the same day."-Girl #2
by oreokorspesplash September 12, 2010
Get the vagina ridermug. There was a very drunk girl at the bar last night who wasn't wearing any underwear. She fell down and I saw my first wild vagina...
by Puntilla September 3, 2017
Get the wild vaginamug. by retrosauce December 13, 2020
Get the South Vaginamug. The Canyon Vagina is the typical BBW Vagina form, being molded by a generous, plane mons veneris. Due to the plus size body type of a female, she often has meatier, bigger outer labias and petite inner ones, creating a magnificent view of a tiny, outstanding pussy engulfed in a majestic, cavernous canyon of pure lust when she spreads her legs.
"Her canyon vagina is an as mesmerizing beauty of nature as the grand canyon, making me want to spend my vacation nowhere else."
"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"
"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"
by Lolpomp August 31, 2022
Get the Canyon Vaginamug. An underwater breathing apparatus for a pregnant women's vagina used while taking a bath to ensure the unborn child will not drowned.
by Dr bath tub December 18, 2014
Get the vagina snorklemug. by Andre Debonaire January 20, 2020
Get the the eye of the vaginamug.